COVER HIS BACK
By: Alan Stang
For those of you who never heard of Ron
Paul before the debate, I have known him for more than twenty five years. I have been with
him many times in many settings. I recall being with him in fellow physician Larry
McDonalds congressional office in Washington, which would have had to be more than twenty four years ago.
Remember that my dear friend Larry was probably kidnapped by the Soviets on September first, 1983,
when they shot down Koran Air Lines 007. He was an old-school Democrat, of course, and
completely shared our beliefs.
I have spent time with Ron between congressional stints
in his medical office. After the Patriot Act, he told me ruefully that the congressmen who
voted for it had not been allowed to read it and knew only what they had been told. A few
months back, we were together in his district office in Lake Jackson and he told
me he was breaking in his new knees. Thats right, in addition to all his other
qualities, Dr. Ron is now a bionic Member of Congress.
Later, I introduced him at a meeting in Austin and told the
audience that since the doctors had replaced his knees, they may as well go all the way
and clone him. I still think it was a good idea I modestly asked for only 534 Dr.
Ron clones to replace the other Members of Congress but he shot me down at once
when I surrendered the dais. He said that wife Carol, who was sitting right there,
wasnt as enthusiastic as I was because one Ron Paul is enough. Its
the only thing Ive heard Carol say that I disagree with.
So I think I am qualified to say, for those of you who
may not have known much about Ron Paul before the earthquake at the Reagan Library, that
he is the real thing. He is exactly what you thought he was when you saw him in the
debate, despite what the media scumbags said he said. As President, he would dismantle IRS
and the Fed. He would get us out and keep us out of illegal, imperial wars. He would
restore genuine Free Enterprise and real money. He would stop the government-inspired
deportation of our jobs and standard of living.
But remember that by now the federal government has
passed the tipping point. The way back is now uphill. Democracy, which the Founding
Fathers feared and hated, has turned government into an immensely lucrative racket. Many
people are using it to make humongous fortunes. Senate crook Dianne Feinstein is just one
recent example. Hundreds of billions of dollars have vanished in Iraq.
El presidente Jorge W. Boosh is the most prominent of many who have
accumulated enormous power, and they want more. The conspiracy for world government is
approaching its goal: the destruction of our national independence, so that the country
can be submerged in a regional, and then in a world government.
On April 30th, at the White House, Boosh
signed a Transatlantic Economic Integration agreement between the U.S. and the European
Union. Also signing were German Chancellor Angela Merkel current president of the
European Council and European Commission President Josť Manuel Barroso. The
document says that the U.S. and the European Union seek to strengthen transatlantic
Dr. Ron would stop all this, so the crooks and
conspirators and the media pimps they employ want to stop him. And the record shows that
they will do everything, from blackmail to extortion to murder, to get what they want.
Law for them is whatever they do at the time. We know that people who oppose
them have an unfortunate habit of committing suicide. One man even shot
himself in the back more than once with a shotgun. Another killed himself and then drove
to Fort Marcy Park in the District of Criminals, where the cops found his body. Aint
that right, Vince?
At the Reagan Library, Dr. Ron took them by surprise.
He barely was allowed in. They paid him no attention. Why waste time on a yokel from Lake Jackson? Where? (By
the way, Ron is not a native Texan. If memory serves, he started out as a Pennsylvania
Yankee. We let him live here in the Promised Land because of his ideas.) So, Ron started
out with zero support and less than zero media interest in his thinking.
The crucial issues in the debate of course were the
fact that front-runner Mitt Romney is a staunch homosexualist; he did
everything he could to advance the cause of sodomy as governor of Taxachusetts. And of
course had I been there as a member of the press, I would have asked the other front
runner, Americas mayor Rudy, the perennial question that has plagued the
country all along:
Mayor Giuliani, when you are not wearing
womens clothes, are you nevertheless wearing womens underwear, and, if so,
what is your bra size? Yes, its a stupid question. I would argue that
its a lot less stupid than some of the questions that were asked. Remember that we
have had our first black President (Clinton) and our first homosexualist
President (Bush). With Rudy we face the prospect of our first cross-dressing President.
Hey, its time, right? (By the way, you do need to know that Dr. Ron is something of
a prude. He invariably wears mens clothes and underwear.)
At last, the camera turned to Dr. Paul. Yes, he is
handsome. He even looks like a President. But, after all, hes a yokel, an innocuous
country doctor. They would let him mumble for the allotted few minutes and move on.
Everybody knows this thing is between Rudy and Mitt. Everything else is window dressing.
Then, suddenly, without warning, there was an
Incredible Hulk transformation. Godzilla was onstage, biting off heads, tearing off limbs
and chewing on the bones. Who was he? Where had he come from? Who let him in? The
reptilian media scumbags couldnt very well drag him off the dais. The cameras were
live. They had to sit there and listen while Dr. Ron assured them that his first official
act as President would be to dismantle IRS.
And across the country, from the west bank of the
Hudson to the California line, a roar erupted, as millions of astounded Americans who pay
the taxes, fight the wars and go to work (unless their jobs have been deported), realized
that Dr. Ron was saying in plain English what they believe in private. Most of the other
candidates spoke boilerplate. They saw they were not alone and not crazy. Imagine! A
candidate for President who thinks like me.
The internet polls started rolling in.
Every one of them showed that Ron had dismembered and buried all the opposition. It
wasnt even close. At first the American Bureau of Communism (ABC) News poll deleted
Ron altogether. ABC added him only after a tidal wave of furious telephone calls and
emails. Ron had 15,568 of the first 18,000 votes in the ABC News poll. Homosexualist Mitt
Romney, who won, had 245.
MySpace has been blocking posts related to Dr. Ron.
ABCs message boards have been deleting expressions of outrage about the
networks attempt to squelch him. Media scumbags even lied about what he had said,
despite the fact that we heard him say it. Scumbags Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews,
who hosted the actual debate, claimed that none of the Republican candidates opposed the
occupation of Iraq, in the face of what Dr. Paul had said.
Yahoo has been censoring Dr. Paul. They claim he is not
an announced candidate. But the Federal Elections Commission says he is; and if he
isnt how did he get into the debate? The most creative argument said that Rons
supporters are viral computer bloggers who voted more than once, except that
the polling technology makes it impossible to vote more than once from an I.P. address.
Two things emerge. First, the orchestrated attempt to
squelch Dr. Ron should prove to the last doubter that the outcome has already been
ordained, that the process is largely a charade. Second, remember that these polls are
taken among people who have access to the net, still a minority. Most of the American
people by far still get their daily brainwashing from the Communist media left (CBS, CNN,
ABC, etc.) and the Communist media right (Limbag, Laura, Hannity, etc.). So, much more
must be done.
Which brings me to the reason for this piece. By now the shock has worn off. Tomorrow
evening, in South Carolina, our Communist media will not
be taken by surprise. They will be expecting Godzilla. Indeed, dont logic and our
experience of these scumbags tell you that they have been figuring out what to do since
the disaster at the Reagan Library?
They certainly have no intention of allowing sensible,
handsome, avuncular Dr. Ron to keep breaking through to the people. I believe Ron Paul is
the only Republican candidate who could beat Hillaroid, the nations leading cause of
lower back pain. Remember, hes the only Republican who voted against the war. His
policy is the only sensible American policy: he would not have put us there, but now that
we are there, win it and get out. No politics!
So we must be super vigilant. We know they will do
something. We just dont know what it is. We dont know when. If you are
anywhere near Columbia, South Carolina tomorrow night, go to the Fox debate. Festoon the place with
Ron Paul signs. Are you a computer ninja? Standby to work your magic on the net. If
Godzilla strikes again, you can be sure that the Communist media will do what it can to
mess up the polls and worse.
To put yourself into the right frame of mind for the
debate, watch Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josie Wales. Then, during the
debate, watch Rons back. By the way, I just checked. Ron Paul has no immediate plans
to commit suicide. My prayer is that he gets through this thing alive.
Alan Stang has been a network radio talk show host
and was one of Mike Wallace's first writers. He was a Contributing Editor for American
Opinion magazine and has lectured around the world for more than 40 years. He is the
author of some fifteen books and hundreds of magazine pieces. His new book is Scumbags I
Have Known: And Other Profundities. He is a regular columnist for Ether Zone.
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Published in the May 14, 2007 issue of Ether Zone.
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