ARE MUSLIMS WILD, WEIRD, AND WICKED?
DEFENDING A CASTLE IN RUINS

By: Don Boys, Ph.D.

The Egyptian government, dominated by Muslims, has proposed a law permitting a husband to have sex with his wife’s corpse for up to six hours after her demise. It is called the “Farewell Intercourse” law. Hey, don’t look at me like that! I don’t explain them; I only report them (with a comment or two).

Moroccan cleric Zamzami Abdul Bari said in May 2011, that marriage “remains valid even after death.” The feminists won’t have cause to scream discrimination since he added, that “women have the right to have sex with her dead husband” when he is stone cold. Not too sure that can happen, but you know those Muslims can do about anything. (Should women consider that reciprocity or ridiculous or repulsive?)  Yeah, I know it is crazy but so is the world. Muslims can’t eat ham but they can have sex with a spouse’s corpse! Only in Arabia and coming to America!

A few days after the Muslim Brotherhood’s Muhammad Morsi became president of Egypt, the first sex-slave marriage in recent years took place. Abd al-Rauf Awn, who identified himself as an Islamic scholar and an expert on Islamic jurisprudence appeared on television and justified his “marriage” because Mohammed advocated it in the Koran. Earlier, Egyptian Sheikh Huwaini, remembering the good old days, said he had the right to “go to the [slave] market and pick whichever female I desire and buy her.” Ain’t the Arab Spring wonderful!

Sue, everyone has a right to whatever religion he wants, but sane people have a right to wonder and ask about the wisdom of signing on to such nonsense.

A Muslim man can marry a female whatever her age if her father agrees. Mohammed married Aisha when she was six (and still playing with dolls) and consummated the marriage when she was nine as many Muslim sources confirm. What do all non-Muslim nations call that practice?  I’ll help you: the word starts with P and stands for pedophilia or perversion and in the US would result in prosecution followed by prison. At least as of now.

It is reported in Islamic literature that Mohammed had sex with EACH of his many wives and concubines every day–before morning prayers! When one of his wives forgot her “appointment” and visited her father, Mohammed did the next best thing and crawled into bed with his slave girl. That almost caused harem-sacrum in his harem. He also took his son’s wife to be his own, resulting in a storm of criticism since it was considered incest even by barbarians.  

Mohammed conjured up the idea of a “temporary marriage” for the purpose of sex. The contract (I mistakenly typed “contact” but that would also work.) usually lasted 15 minutes.

Mohammed had a rather demanding view of sex and he commanded “The woman should never refuse her husband even on the saddle of a horse” or another version says, “on the top of a burning oven.” Muslim women are not known for being firecrackers in bed, but even I think he was demanding too much. It puts a new meaning on the 1896 minstrel song, “We’ll have a hot time in the old town tonight.”