HEADLINE POTPOURRI #24: EXPLODING OCCUTARDS
FUNDAMENTALIST BOOKSTORES & MICHELLE'S PIE HOLE

By: Frederick Meekins

Isn't insisting one has Biblical proof that women must wear dresses and heels just about the equivalent as saying there are Biblical grounds opposing interracial marriage?

Does it really take a physicist with the reputation of Albert Einstein or Stephen Hawking to craft a thought experiment as to what will likely happen if you decide to sun bathe in the middle of the road as did two Pennsylvania teens?

Dan Savage declared at a student journalism conference that the Bible is full of bovine excrement and no longer applicable.  Does that include the prohibitions against murder and theft as well?

In honor of the President exhibiting his inclinations to enunciate words in a manner soothing to America’s foreign adversaries, one does not say that Obama is an “ass”.  Instead one says that Obama is an “arse”.

It is interesting how some have their knickers in a knot over how candidates once tearing into Mitt Romney are now buttering up to him now that the former Massachusetts Governor is the likely Republican nominee yet those insisting upon an absolutarian degree of consistency say little how their own ideological mentor insinuates Arminians and Dispensationalists should be denied liberty, property, and possibly even life but have no problem with snuggling up to these alleged heretics if it gets them into the limelight.

We might be able to do more for the blind Chinese human rights activist if China wasn’t America’s pimp and America, China’s whore.

Shirley Dobson pointed out on the Glenn Beck Radio program that President Obama’s 2011 proclamation for the National Day of Prayer was not released until 5 pm that day.  Wonder if Obama is as tardy regarding those ceremonies cherished by Muslims or even secularist Jews.

Regarding these Food Insurance emergency rations advertised on talk radio programs such as Glenn Beck: do these meals also come with firearms to stave off thieving marauders when civilization crumbles?

The raging debate on the cover of the May 2012 edition of Art News is “Naked or Nude?”.  Mind you, these are the very same effetes that insist no standards exist anyway.  And if you are at the point of placing the unclothed human form on public display, you are pretty much at the point where it doesn’t really matter what you call it.

A CIA interrogator told Leslie Stahl of “60 Minutes” how suspected terrorists were subjected to dietary manipulation.  Hopefully, that included ample servings of pork.

By pronouncing "Taliban" with an accent, isn't Obama extending these terrorists more respect than they deserve?  Does Obama intend to enunciate words regarding organized crime with a proper Italian intonation?

Michael Savage insists that unless you have children, you have no business talking about family values.  So will he remain consistent and invalidate the teachings of the Roman Catholic church?   These fundamental values are universal values.   One does not have procreate to oppose those that beat their spouses or progeny, shack up outside benefit of matrimony, and proceed to breed under the auspices of such illicit living arrangements.

Diversitymongers are having a hissy fit over a cartoon of Obama "woking the dog".  So it is racist if we assume that the other cultures of the world eat and cook as average Americans do.   But it is also apparently racist to observe that other cultures do not eat and prepare food in the same way as Americans do.

Terrorist Khalid Sheikh Muhammad lost weight under government oversight and is denounced as torture.  When the average American is manipulated and hounded into doing by the federal government it is categorized as the First Lady's "Let's Move" initiative.

An article in the May 2012 issue of Sojourner's condemns as selfish parents that question the efficacy of mandatory vaccinations.  It is argued that, by avoiding such inoculations, these parents are endangering public health.  Does the publication intend to publish a similar article against the gay lifestyle?

A series of readers aimed at Hispanic youth are titled "What It's Like To Be..."  Each of the figures featured in the series is of Latino origins.  Will there be an edition about George Zimmerman?  If these youth are to read about fellow Hispanics, does that mean Whites should read primarily about Whites?  How about a series of books about what it is like to be an American and how one ought to live by American standards when residing in the United States such as speaking English and not playing loud music in the wee hours of the night.

At the school where I vote, there hangs a sign notifying that during school hours visitors are required to show photo identification in order to enter the building.  Given that the majority of the students are Hispanic (many with foreign born parents), that means at least one or two things.  First, it means more Hispanics have legitimate forms of ID than the fuss raised about in the leftist media.   Secondly, if they do not, that means the public school system is granting access to children by adults for whom legitimate identification cannot be satisfactorily verified in the eyes of the state by utilizing the same standard imposed upon those of us belonging to the despised racial majority.

The UN wants US territory returned to American Indians.  The first plot that ought to be given back ought to be where UN HQ sits.  Though not a big proponent of legalized gambling, the world might be better off if an Indian casino were put up in the spot in NYC where UN headquarters now stands.

Safeway is to remove from its butcher counters pork from confined pigs.   I hope moral smugness is as satisfying in the belly as eventually no one but the elites will be able to afford meat.

On the Teamster's website, it explicitly states that the proper form of address in corresponding with the organization's leader is "General President James R. Hoffa".  But apparently he had no problem with calling Tea Party leaders "sons of bitches" that he wanted "taken out."

If we are to worry about Romney's high school pranks, will there be renewed emphasis in exposing Obama's avowed Communist mentors?  Since Obama expressed in his youth an antipathy towards Whites, ought voters then assume that he still does?

Contrary to what has been posted on the Facebook profile of one particular Reconstructionist, individual Christians do not necessarily have to ask ourselves why God has imposed a god-hater upon the presidency, insinuating the situation is somehow the fault of the average Christian.  It is only the fault of those Christians that voted for him.

If God Bless The USA lyrics are changed to “We Love The USA”, how much longer until the line of the song that “The flag still stands for freedom” is also censored as being offensive?

According to home school activist Kevin Swanson, the Christian is obligated to go to the elders of the church or repent before seeking medical attention.   So I guess they are suppose to get first crack at a cancerous prostate?  It must also be asked, if these elders must be consulted, what if the consistory forbids the parishioner from seeking a particular treatment that is otherwise moral?

Governments should keep their hands off private retirement accounts such as 401k's. However, that said, fanatic freemarketeers should answer what will be done to care for the elderly when these private funds crumble. To those advocating church care, do you honestly want your pastor determining for you what medications you may or may not have?

To resolve the pending entitlement program crisis threatening to collapse the American economy, it has been suggested that churches instead administer these social welfare functions.  However, such a shift in policy would result in membership no longer being about doctrinal agreement.   Instead, such a decision would be based upon which church provided the most comprehensive benefit package to its congregants or possessed the least rigorous membership requirements.  Don't think you'd make such a compromise?  We'll see when you are faced with the prospect of bankrupting medical bills or starving to death in your old age.

Advocates of increased levels of surveillance insist that, if you have done noting wrong, you have nothing to worry about.  The thing of it is is that there are now so many laws and fiat regulations that often carry harsher penalties than actual laws that nearly everything a person can conceivably do is in violation.

Wiping your backside is good and natural too.  That’s doesn’t mean it should be prominently pictures on the cover of Time Magazine.

Obama assured on the View that, with a name like Barack Obama, it’s always going to be tight.  Is that because, as Biden pointed out, Obama has a big stick?

A hardcore Christian Reconstructionist in a Facebook post has condemned a church with a booth at a local street festival for assuring those that pass by that Jesus loves them.  In such a setting, one doesn’t have opportunity to convey a complete 500 page systematic theology in an encounter likely to not even last an entire minute.  Like it or not, you aren’t going to get the average person to learn more about your church by berating them over what a horrible person they are.

Obama admits that he spent his last two years of high school in a daze.  How is that any different than how he has spent his presidency?

Why are we obligated to feel sorry for women that kill themselves through coat hanger abortions?  Would sympathy be extended to a wife beater who, in attempting to assault his wife, fell down the stairs and expired as a result of a broken neck?   If they deliberately inflict this mutilation on themselves and we are suppose to flagellate ourselves just because they are women, isn't this an admission that women are so mentally deficient as to not to be held accountable for their own behavior?

Will the Justice Department file hate crime charges against the Afrosupremacist mob assaulting the White reporters in VA or do the victims insufficiently resemble the mulattoo pigmentation of our Glorious Leader?

On The O'Reilly Factor, pundits were in an uproar over Jessica Simpson selling pictures of her baby for $800,000.  But if some media outlet is stupid enough to dish out that much money for the photographs, why shouldn't the pop singer cash in.  Simpson shouldn't have to give the money to charity.  I doubt those banshee's wailing about it on Fox News work for free.

Assorted leftists are in an uproar that a PAC favorable towards Romney considered producing an advertisement reemphasizing the relationship between Barack Obama and Jeremiah Wright.  Critics claimed the television spot would be potentially racist and that candidates ought to refrain from negative campaigning.   So if there was a theoretical Republican conservative that held membership in the World Church of the Creator or some other Christian Identity congregation for over 20 years and considered the pastor an ideological mentor for much of that them, would such a religious shortcoming be quietly overlooked by the mainstream media?  If a candidate was running against Hitler, would it be improper to expose the links of National Socialism to anti-Semitic secret societies?  If one was running against Stalin, would it be an outrage to point out that tyrant's past as a bank robber?

So if Eric Holder was assaulted by a White youth as high as a kite and, in defending himself, Holder takes the lad's life, will the Justice Department prepare federal hate crime charges against Holder if the court at the state level doesn't hand down a conviction against Eric Holder?

Geraldo said on O’Reilly that profiling is understandable if done to those that look like others that have committed crimes in certain areas.    So will he endorse the Arizona identification law?

Americans are being assured that surveillance drones over U.S. cities are merely another tool of law enforcement.  I am sure similar things were once said about herding targetted ethnicities into boxcars and detention camps with specially designed gas emitting showerheads.

Are these filthy beatniks going to tell me that the Corona Beer or Tropicana Orange Juice that I saw on the shelf at the "organic market" is any different than that at a more mundane grocer such as Walmart or Piggly Wiggly?

Tolerancemongers will no doubt fly into an uproar over the video game commercial where a zombie mom says "Voodoo child". Since Third Worlders practice Voodoo, we will no doubt be told we idiot Westerners are to be compelled to exhibit nothing but the utmost respect for these demonic superstitions.

Wonder if those banshees on Whale Wars: Viking Shores out to impede legal whale hunts would as enthusiastically endorse the blocking of abortion clinics.

Do Sea Shepherd rabblerousers intend to disrupt Eskimo or Inuit whale hunts or do non-Whites get a free pass?

In the story of violent tolerancemongers attacking diners in an eatery outside of Chicago, considerable detail was given to the criminal backgrounds of the victims insinuated as belonging to a White supremacist group.  Had the roles been reversed with a rightwing militia attacking a group of Occutards, would a list of outstanding warrants been elaborated by the shiftless ant-capitalist deadbeats?  Better yet, had this group gang-raped a woman, would her scanty wardrobe been described in detail or that she had a reputation as the town floozy?  So if certain details are omitted to protect certain victims, shouldn't the less politically correct be extended similar protections?

In the way a number use to invoke "separation" in regards to things they nebulously opposed but really couldn't put their finger on clearly as to a reason why, it seems many Christians now are hurling the term "individualism" at practices they sneer down their noses at while wanting to cement the impression in the minds of those they are desperate for the approval of that they have embraced the lemming mindset.

Unless you are some kind of breakaway old school Mormon, marriage is a decision between an INDIVIDUAL man and an INDIVIDUAL woman.  Are groups that pressure these individuals into this decision going to pick up the pieces when lives are shattered when this union is gone into not out of a sense of love towards one's intended but rather to curry the approval of authority figures?   Likely not.  Many of these ministries and denominations pushing the young into early matrimony are among the same ones so lacking in a sense of forgiveness that they would forever sentence a person to a life of loneliness should an individual make a mistake in regards to this area of existence.

If your pastor steps into what today passes for a pulpit and merely holds up a sign that reads that today's sermon is about the power of silence and he proceeds to say nothing, he is not sharing some profound spiritual truth he has recently discovered.  He is doing nothing more than putting his own laziness and lack of preparedness on display.

Are the women in Time Magazine profiled extending breastfeeding engaged in the practice out of devotion to their children or to have a pseudo-justifiable excuse few are brave enough to question as to why they don't want to have sex with their husbands?

Headlines posted at Yahoo.com lamented a drunken home intruder being shot in the face and an honor student being tossed in the slammer.  Whose is to say both didn't get exactly what they deserved?

If Eharmony sponsors "Gene Simmons Family Jewels" on A&E, does this mean that Neil Clark Warren has little problem with the KISS rocker's claims of sleeping with nearly one thousand women and shacking up for years before getting married?